My tweets

  • Thu, 14:04: Corn Street http://bit.ly/eCc6cI
  • Thu, 21:32: I need to get pregnant quickly. It’s the only way I can excuse the monstrosity called my tea this evening.
  • Thu, 21:39: Watching Cops on CBS Reality. I used to find this programme blissfully boring, now it’s all Lil Wayne smacking my hoes up.
  • Thu, 22:26: « Have you been taking anything man? » « No, I’m lookin’ for Jesus! » « Dude, what have you taken? Look at his pupils! » « I love jesus! » LOL Cops.
  • Thu, 22:29: Oh Sky, claiming that you’re a « brand you can trust » is like saying petrol and fire are the safest form of amusement among toddlers.
  • Thu, 22:35: I respect a man with good looks who can take down a drugged up old hippy in one swoop in the middle of a Denny’s. Merkin cops are awesome-o.
  • Thu, 22:36: « He was acting strange, I just wanted to get some food, I ignored him but when he called me George Bush that was the last straw ». HAHAHAHA
  • Thu, 22:39: « I’m a big guy and you’re only small, I understand why you did that ». Cop: « I might be small but I have skills. » Dude got pwned by a midget.
  • Thu, 22:47: Officer arrest that man with undue brutal force. That’s what a man with a pony tail deserves.
  • Thu, 23:01: I just called the dog fat and got a disapproving look from a creature that licks it’s own ass. Harsh.

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My tweets

  • Tue, 13:50: Train on platform 15 minutes early, just waiting to be rammed full of shoppers. http://4sq.com/dN2TVo
  • Tue, 14:01: For the next fortnight it’s driving to work. How I’ll miss my train misery, but it’s ok, drivers are just as shitty and will fill a void.
  • Tue, 14:09: You know, this is probably the easiest train journey I ever had, but fuck me, this wouldn’t be any fun at 6am.
  • Tue, 14:14: English countryside, very pretty, etc etc. I look forward to this journey in the summer when you can see stuff, like cows n’ such. Moo innit
  • Tue, 14:36: Oh! Westbury, it’s only redeeming feature is that in a future world war it will be bomed harshly and out of spite by British forces.
  • Tue, 14:39: My Christmas tree in a carrier bag makes me look like a festive tramp. Giss us 20p for the phone mate. http://twitpic.com/3kjl7c
  • Tue, 14:42: RT @HolyMolyNews: Kelly Osbourne spits a mental on Twitter, calls ex c**t and accuses him of f**king men: http://holymo.ly/fpSU2s
  • Tue, 14:46: Ace! With no reason or purpose we seem to be running late. Oh sorry, THAT’S COS THE TRAIN IS STATIONARY. Duh, silly driver.
  • Tue, 14:49: HAHAHA some silly woman just got off to move up the train via the platform, doors shut and nearly took off. Would have served her right too.
  • Tue, 14:52: I didn’t even have to change. AWESOME! (@ Westbury Train Station) http://4sq.com/hWugBe

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