Oh sickipedia!

I just had an argument with a girl I know.

She was saying how that it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.

So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.

That shut her up.

Unrelated to this offensive joke, one of the dogs is farting like a bean eating sailor. Nothing is more foul than dog farts in rapid sucession!

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Me S-M-R-A-T :D

Well today I did something a bit silly and it took me 30 minutes of playing with firewalls et al to discover it.

Earlier today I had been fiddling my Dreamhost and walked off to do something else (with the car) and came back to resum my codings.

I needed to access a telnet session from the kitchen menace that is my
Uber Dell PowerEdge so I plonked in 172.17.17.200 and me port. Nothing « connection timed out ». Odd I thought, it’s on, I can get at it from my web browser so no issue?

Again, I did it. Nada, tried another port, nothing. RDC’d in and it worked. So clearly it’s connectable. I started fiddling around with the Firewall, the iMac’s IP address and everything I could think of.

It then dawned on me, I looked at the command line [thunderbird]$ I thought that was a bit strange, my iMac is called Margaret-Thatcher after all. Yup. I had been trying to access a non-existant internal IP address at Dreamhost.

Durr.