So it’s midnight and I need to be up at 6am. I feel bloated by excessive fajitas and general excess, how awesome is my life right now?
So hey tuesday, what’s happening miss thing?
Here is my check-in, I lost the battle for control of Tesco’s wine street and I ain’t having it. I’m going to get that mayorship back even if I have to hunt people down. That’s my turf. It’s like the Crips and Bloods back in the day but with smartphones.
I found since upgrading Spotify my favourite mix crashes my phone. Not cool.
And my new mouth wash makes you mouth taste like a badger’s rectum.
All these things mean BAD TIMES.
Life is always interesting when you're a premium rate line operator.
I'm totally HTML codingz like I did in the 90s.
I was just downloading 481k on my mobile and I remembered that back in the day it was mega download time. Freaky.
I have less than 24 hours to go before I hit my billing period. On my last few mins!
http://ping.fm/rZ6R1 so, is shotting up the place the new thing in the UK?
I'm trying to figure out how this thing posts to my wordpress. Now I have like 100 Tweets…