Well Hello Sailor

So it’s midnight and I need to be up at 6am. I feel bloated by excessive fajitas and general excess, how awesome is my life right now?

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Happy Tuesday!

So hey tuesday, what’s happening miss thing?

Here is my check-in, I lost the battle for control of Tesco’s wine street and I ain’t having it. I’m going to get that mayorship back even if I have to hunt people down. That’s my turf. It’s like the Crips and Bloods back in the day but with smartphones.

I found since upgrading Spotify my favourite mix crashes my phone. Not cool.

And my new mouth wash makes you mouth taste like a badger’s rectum.

All these things mean BAD TIMES.

Originally published at Кевин.com.ua. You can comment here or there.