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98 is two away from 100. What an arse. Alas, there is always Monday.

Anyways, this weekend I have about 20,000 english pence to my name and a full tank of fuel. So after work tomorrow I’m so off to the Bristol of some good old plotting of the God Hates Wags variety.

As I write this I am STILL awaiting kevin.com.ua to be registered properly, so for now I write this with an audience of one (because I faffed the DNS on my proxy server to recognise – holla). I can’t even advertise it until it at least shows up in the whois database otherwise komrades I’ll have lost the battle and for that would be suckage, much like Avril Lavigne. As an aspiring gothic I find her a blight to my cause. I think I might just have to write a poem about it and that is total dramatics.

As I’m on a bit of a tangent at the moment between some kind of lucid writing I might take this chance to write a little about my day at work. As a call centre monkey I have daily quotas, one such being 70 calls a day and, er, 16ish jobs posted a day. This in itself isn’t difficult when I actually give a monkies and try to gracefully top the boards, anyways, there is an outstanding bet between two folk that I wouldn’t do a tonne before I leave training, this evening I was so unbelievably close until it was ruined by a longer than expected call. I missed THREE calls as a result of it, understand how ANGRY I am with the likes of Jaguar Assist, utter pricks, I nearly won a bet and for that I shall London Terror Weekend their offices. But alas I can’t actually be bothered with the whole bomb making, it involves far too much planning ability.

But now I must make some kind of effort to go to bed, for I must awake at stupid time tomorrow and hope my clothes strewn across the room are remotely dry for the day ahead, again with the foreplanning. Bah humbug.

Oh and if you’re bored: LovePlanet.ru – good times to be had by all as when you register you gain access to the profile photos, which are totty tastic.

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You’ll find I’m rather unimpressed.

Today I had two moments of vast annoyance and only one was really funny. In the magical call centre I spend most, if not all my time, I do have my selected people who I have little time for. It’s unfortunate, but in the robot uprising at least somebody has to die in the battle or else it’s not really an uprising now is it?

The first one was indeed rather amusing, I received a call for her which I made the effort to transfer to the banshee through a dial group (because you can’t imagine the drama I get for dialing these people direct) and her manager type picked up, mind you I could see her [the intended recipient] gabbing away ignoring her phone. When her manager picked up I said “I have a call for XX”, to which she responded, “she’s not on the phone, pass it to me and I’ll do it”. Moments later and one dumped phone call (which is also a cardinal sin) I hear the banshee cry “IF YOU’RE GOING TO DUMP CALLS AT LEAST TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”, I refrained from standing up and responding with “bitch, you got served by yo manager ho”.

The next event was the one that annoyed me most, today having a supreme number of calls to my name (87 bizzatch) I was rather busy in both my logins, I get a call with a squeeling of “I do not understaaaaaaaaand, plstakethecall” so I close up one job and mutter “wellifyouinsistonbeingcrapwellok”. The call “just to let you know, X is coming on wednesday not thursday. Ok?” “Ok” *end call*. Thanks for helping out, team work and shit.

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Don’t make me have to get the po-po mofo.

Quickly, I must say prior to my bedding time. I have received a humourous amount of prank calls on one of our work numbers, it ended late this evening with me telling a 12 year old boy claiming to be pregnant that “all calls are recorded and may be trasfered to the police if required” nothing is more funny than ramming in “now is there anything else I can assist you with?” before hearing a rather quiet “no” before terminating the call. WIN.

Also, I am getting odd calls on my home number as usual, thankfully I also record my calls at home, so REJOYCE AT THIS: wrong number?

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I don’t care about your crap.

I find the intoxicating whining of the luxury deprived amusing. Drivers of BMWs and Mercedes cars constantly argue with me over their snot factor being taken away by policy.

I’ve finally got sick of it today and I completely ignored this stupid man as he had a tirade about how non-dealers are some how less capable of fixing a car than a dealer who charges six times the real rate and barely get around to look at their penis extension let alone fix it.

So annoying. Whatever.


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I are eating your foods.

Holby Blue is utterly rubbish, not like Casualty or Holby City where there are rather comedic injuries. But alas that be life.

Anyways, today was busy as usual but it happens and I pwned the day. Even more importantly I pulled out my crack whore photo at work, I’ve now got another reputation, huzzah!

Now I have to hunt for food in the vacant cupboards. How annoying.


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Is Paris still in jail?

What is this bad girls club programme? It’s so very strange, what is the concept here, what do these girls do?

It’s like top model but no fierce photos. Hum.

In other news at the minute I’m cooking for the dogs. You heard me right I’m actually cooking hot food for the dogs. But only because it’s re-heated chinese and they’ll get ill if I don’t.


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